Drunken Dad Simulator

Warning: Neither this game nor our website condones the drinking of alcohol, as it is depicted purely for comedic purposes!

What exactly happens when your dad happens to get wasted at a backyard party and starts clobbering the living daylights out of everyone out of the blue? And what happens if your dad happens to be a bear and everyone else at the party is either a rabbit or a squirrel? Well, a game like Drunken Dad Simulator might give you the answers to both questions, regardless of how unrelated they may seem.

You're a grown up bear that's already hammered from all the beer he's had, but since the sun is shining you think you could use a few extra cold ones, for hydration purposes of course. The problem is that the beers are not in very accessible places, and that obstacles (in the form of small and cuddly party goers) are blocking your way. Of course, you're a bear, so all you have to do is swipe with your big furry paw and the pesky obstacles will be gone.

As mentioned earlier, some of the beers aren't in plain sight, so you have to use your wits (or whatever is left of them after a few beers), to figure out how you could get to them. The parents of the kids you smacked earlier will not be pleased at all. You might even be surprised at just how hard a father bunny can hit if you mess around with his kid, to the point where he can send you flying while leaving your ears behind.

If you want to try out a game that is so ridiculous and funny it makes you overlook the sloppy gameplay mechanics, then you might as well give Drunken Dad Simulator a shot.