USS TLANCY

USS TLANCY might as well be the loudest piece of chaos you’ve played in a very long time, if not ever. It’s pink with purple, the audio has a Daft Punk thing going on and there’s so much shooting that Rambo might grab some popcorn and watch play.

USS TLANCY has its own personality and comparing it to something is more than a longshot. You control the pride of the navy and you have to navigate it straight into the thick enemy fleet that outnumbers you infinity to 1 obviously to blast it to pieces.

You have anti aircraft guns, large cannons and torpedoes, an arsenal that is ready to take on anything and everything that comes your way. All of the guns are controlled using just your mouse and since there are three types of weapons to use you shouldn’t panic because obviously one of them is on auto firing mode.

A amount of noise and chaos that USS TLANCY brings is something worth looking into. Things start off slow, you float through a pink sea, a few planes fly by, you shoot them down and the next thing you know you’re overwhelmed by enemy vessels, crafts and subs. The madness begins.

You can’t steer the ship because the developer said no to that feature but you can do your best to shoot the enemies before they get to open fire. At the end, when your ship eventually goes under, the final score is displayed and if you find it disappointing you can try harder. USS TLANCY is actually a game in which aiming skills and reflexes count.

Don’t let the pink in the sea fool you, USS TLANCY is what real men play. If you have an itchy trigger finger and the time to waste some time immersed in chaos, then play this.