Destroy the Porn

Throughout gaming there have been all kinds of crucially important missions to complete. Princesses needed rescuing, wars had to be prevented, distant galaxies had to be explored and criminals had to be brought to justice.

However, there is one scenario which tops all of the above, one that instantly goes to the top of the list What if you die and go to hell, but that’s not it, what if that happens and you never get to get rid of all that porn you have stashed at home?! What will people say, what kind of a monster will your parents think you were?

There is only one way out of this predicament, you need to get out of hell and Destroy the Porn.

Destroy the Porn is a lightweight platformer in which you will do the things platformers demand of you. Meaningly, you have to jump around, avoid traps, fight various creatures and make your way through the maze-like hell until you reach your destination.

The obstacles you will face are rather light in terms of difficulty but there are a few tough moments. Some of the hell bats or whatever they are kill you with frustrating ease if you don’t manage to dodge or shoot them at the right time.

Destroy the Porn is a really short game but it is fun, especially when you reach the final boss. You have to use a bit of brainpower to figure out how to kill him and when that happens it will take you a bit more until you manage to stay clear of everything he throws at you.

This platformer is little in almost every aspect. It takes up little space on your hard drive, it runs in a small window and the character is tiny. There is a lot of cursing and some other stuff that’s not really suited the younger age but then again, it’s harmless stuff.

In contrast to the size of the game and all of that, the amount of porn you have to destroy at the end is gargantuan. You really did need to make sure no one saw that.

To end, Destroy the Porn is a nice little title you can play when you want to pass some time by in a casual day. It’s easy to play but fairly tough and it does have good dose of humor.