So you get to customize your own Cell. Start off with a name. Body color and the head color come next. Afro or Spartan helmet on top? Or just a slim pair of shades?

Now you pick the level. Do you want to duke it out on the moon, or hit and run on the pyramids?

Don't forget level difficulty. You'll probably have to start out on Granny - only fools enjoy getting whipped on Extreme.

Make sure you decide whether you want to play Capture-the-Flag or a just a round of the good ol'Brawl. There's also Survivor mode. And five others, but who's counting?

You won't worry about weapons; there will be plenty to choose from. Oh yeah. Don't forget to pick the color you bleed; because when the flamethrower gets you, that'll be the only thing that shows.

96 ways to play and just one common thing: fun!