14 DAY TRIAL // The full list of Achievements for the upcoming South Park: The Stick of Truth has leaked online, allowing fans of the animated series to get a taste of the kind of experience that they will be able to get from the Obsidian-created title.
The entire list includes, according to XboxAchivements:
New Kid On The Block- Join the KKK First Day in South Park - Spend one day in South Park Gingivitis - Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking Day Walker - Defeat the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles Made This for You - Fling a turd that you created at an enemy in combat Are We Cool? - Find Jesus while playing as a Jew Parkeologist - Open all garages in South Park For the Hoarder - Sell nothing the entire game Truth to Power - Fart on the Mayor, Father Maxi, Principal Vic, & Prime Minister Irritable Bowels – [Expletive] your pants during a boss battle Dog Whistle - Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form Dragon Wrath - Hit 3 enemies with a single fart outside of combat Just Saying Hi - Fart on each available buddy in the game Re-Buttal - Interrupt 5 channel attacks with a fart Heisenberg - Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap Shutout - Successfully block every enemy attack in a single, non-tutorial battle Stay Down - Fart on 10 enemies in the world when they’re knocked out Avenger - Defeat at least 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy is unconscious No Child Left Behind - Complete the game without ever ending a combat with a buddy knocked out Poco Chinpoko - Collect 5 Chinpokomon Chinpoko loco - Collect 15 Chinpokomon Chinpokolypse - Collect all the Chinpokomon Daddy Issues- Befriend your Dad More Popular Than Jesus - Befriend Half of South Park Junk Peddler - Sell 300 junk items [Expletive] of Fire - Kill 20 enemies with Cartman’s [expletive] Canadian Handshake - Fart on people 100 time Animal Cruelty - Fart on animals 25 times Pulling Mud – [Expletive] your pants in battle three times Shopaholic - Complete half of the available costume sets Clothes Whore - Complete all available Costume Sets Friends in Strange Places - Befriend Crab People and Underpants Gnomes Weapon Proficiency - Score 100 perfect attacks Skilled Defender- Block 100 attacks You bastards! - Have Kenny Die 10 times in battle over the course of the game Mastery - Unlock all the upgrades for one of the New Kid’s abilities Make it Rain - Spend $500 Full Arsenal - Collect all the weapons and costumes available in the game
Some of the revealed Achievements capture the tone of the television show very well, while others seem to be too concerned to appeal to traditional video game fans.
South Park: The Stick of Truth is set to arrive on the PC, the PlayStation 3 and the Xbox 360 in early March.
The game also includes a number of Secret Achievements that gamers will only see once they are unlocked.